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Rush Limbaugh Voter Fraud, Character Matters

Rush Limbaugh has been telling his gang of Republican Limbiciles to go out and corrupt the vote by voting in Democratic Primaries. Character matters. Months ago it was to vote for Hillary to knock Obama out believing Hillary could not win the general election. That false thinking comes from a career based upon little else other than hating the Clintons. Character matters. After so many years of the same lies Limbaugh has begun to believe them himself. More recently he is sending his Limbiciles out to vote for Hillary to extend the Democratic Primaries to help give John McCain help. John McCain only just two months ago Limbaugh was saying was a liberal in drag who no conservative should vote for come November. Character matters.

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Houston Chronicle Letters All in Favor of Photo ID

The top line of today's Letters to the Editor in the Houston Chronicle reads:

All in favor of photo IDs.

Adamantly! Tenaciously! Obstinantely! Stupidly!

In all four of these letters one can see that here in Dumbutt, Texas not much thinking goes on at or off The Range.

On a related story, yesterday a man sitting his chair at a KOA campground suddenly went cold as an AR-15 round slammed into his stomach ending his day and life. Again an AR-15 assault rifle from a loud and often used makeshift gun range bordering on the campground. Good place for a range! Lot's of thought went into that as it was being used for years without anyone thinking to complain.

Back to the letters. Though are ofthem are full of what we now call nativism a few paragraphs jumped off the page at me.

"I'd go a step further . Voters should be given a test to make sure they understand the issues. A small number of informed voters will result in better electoral decisions..." Mike Beck

Wow hey! Voting Rights Act of 1964 out the window. And an even smaller pool of voters than we already have. Like only landowners or those who know Ronald Reagan's birthday?

And this one takes my breath away.

"... illegal aliens or any other mammal the Democrats can find. It is amazing to me that anyone with the least a bit of sense would find a problem with this unless its puts a kink into whats been going on for years that keeps these people in office, especially in certain parts of city or state they represent." Carol S. Leonard

Now if you are from someplace where it may snow on occasion and don't know what "these people" means, you also probably think a black man can become the President.

Of course all these Dumbuttians will not accept the fact that voter "ID" fraud is so rare it matters not a wit to our election process. Rather it is all about further reducing the vote of the old, the poor, and the funny colored and funny named, who tend to not vote Republican.

Suppressing the vote is the best shot Republicans have of winning this November.

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US Soldier Richard Torres in Mexican Jail for Weapon Violations

In Fort Hood, Texas, Richard Torres (back from a tour in Iraq) put his AR-15 assault rifle, his .45 automatic pistol and 171 rounds of ammo into his car to drive to California to either see or shoot his mother on Mother's Day. Or perhaps just shoot some people on the way...

"WARNING ILLEGAL TO CARRY FIREARMS/AMMUNITION INTO MEXICO. PENALTY — PRISON."

Torres got lost in El Paso and found himself crossing the Rio Grande into Mexico where he was immediately arrested for weapon trafficking. Presently it is hard for the Mexican government to accept it is just a mistake with all the assassinations of politicians and police going on at present with just these kinds of weapons. And of course the good money in selling them in Mexico.

Richard is in a lot of trouble because he enjoyed carrying an assault rifle around with him. Or a gun of any kind for that matter. If he had found some hobby other than mindless gonad expanding shooting the crap out of stuff, he would be in Sunny California with his Mom having a swell time.

Three last things I would like to say to any BJ Impeachment conservatives who want to defend this man....

RULE OF LAW! RULE OF LAW! RULE OF LAW!

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The Boycott over Decency is ended Today

As a proud Texan living near Houston we can now happily drink our beer, read the magazine of our choice and watch whatever movie Hollywood puts out -- without a local store making that decision for us.

This week I realized the local Right had lost their battle against alcohol, porn and free speech when the Randall's grocery store chain that wouldn't sell wine on Sundays had now replaced Muzak in Aisle 10 with "What if God was one of Us (just a Slob like one of Us)"

The year was 1994 when the Houston company decided six days a week was ample time to purchase our Shiner beer and Miller Lite. Many Texans decided that 365 days was about right for avoiding that billion dollar retailer.

The precedent for this hoopla started in 1986, when Southland Corporation pulled Playboy magazine off the shelves of its 7-11 stores to make a statement - a convenient cause once they realized the last of the Baby Boomers passed 21 years old that year, and that shelf sales peaked over a decade earlier for the magazines.

And two years later, Blockbuster Videos made it easy for every real Texan to support their local video rental store when they refused to let their customers watch the Martin Scorcese film "The Last Temptation" - although they'll now let you RENT IT here.

Back to 2008 where the effects of Texas' boycott worked: Randalls (who bought Safeway upon their initial exit from the state) is now owned by Safeway, 7-11 is owned by the Middle Eastern guys who work twenty hour shifts there, and Blockbuster is about to purchase Circuit City and soon be owned by banktuptcy pink sheet buyers for pennies on the dollar.

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Fort Worth Texas Wife gets 5 years for Husband's Crime

In Fort Worth, Texas [you know this just has to be a Texas story] Darrell Robertson found his wife in a pickup truck [you know it had to be a pickup truck] in the arms of another man. His wife Tracy Robertson noticing that her husband was witnessing her moment of passion screamed "rape!". Darrell got his gun and that was the end of Mr. LaSalle.

Or course a Texas jury [like any Texas jury] refused to indict Robertson because he had a Shoot Whoever You Want Card. This is the invisibile but very real card that states Texans can shoot whoever they please if they step onto their property, The Texas Castle Law. With the Joe Horn case pending without a long overdue indictment, it would seem that the Castle Law has been extended to our neighbor's property. The card also allows Texans to shoot people hugging their wives, as in this case in which the state decided to indict his wife for her dishonest shout. She was sentenced today to 5 years and can get out on probation in 2 years.

To make this Texas story even sweeter is this quote by husband Darrell Robertson to the press.

"When I heard my wife sream and saw LaSalle trying to drive off from the scene, I had no choice but to do what I did, If I had to do it over, I'd do it again."

So there you have it. Here in Texas we have no choice but to shoot men hugging our wifes. Keep that in mind all you Yankees. Fort Worth Texas Wife gets 5 years for Husband's Crime

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Facebook Censorship in All States but Texas

Facebook announced today that it would adhere to an agreement with all State's Attorney General offices - except Texas - to add software that protects minors from sexual predators. This mostly concerns all Facebook members to have their true ages presented within the Facebook system. This is yet another nibbling away at our online privacy but it's a small one, after all, our ages cannot be used for too many awful things. Facebook Censorship in All States but Texas

So what's with Texas? Well, I have a theory, here is a fly on the wall when this came up in Austin during the legislative debate.

It says, "Facebook will adequately protect younger users until an age identification system is effectively developed and implemented."

Does it say anything about our guns?

Not specifically.

What specifically does it not say about our guns?

Well it also says that it will restrict searches by users 18 and over to prevent them seeking out minors, immediately sever links to pornographic sites, and remove content that is deemed inappropriate.

There ya go! Buying, selling, using and loving guns online will be deemed inappropriate by all the bleeding heart Yankees. There is no doubt this would deny our children the sport and joy that comes from shooting someone in the back who steps onto our property or hugs our wives! It is big government taking over Texas.

Hear! Here!

The vote in the House was 123 to 1 against the agreement. The 1 has not been seen since the vote was taken in early January.

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Stephen Colbert Interviews Arianna Huffington all Dressed up



Arianna Huffington is all dressed up to go to the Time magazine 100 most influential people of the year dinner. Stephen Colbert is refusing to go because he only came in 3rd! Good laughs on this one. Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article | Kick! Home

Texas Conceal Carry Applications up 39 percent

The Texas Department of Public Safety has been swamped with a 39% increase in concealed carry permits for April compared to the same month last year. Processing has already been extended to 90 days rather than 60 days in previous years, there is a 45 minute wait on the phone and DPS is hiring to keep up with the demand.

The various news articles tell us no one knows why this is. Well I know why! It wasn't until April that Texans realized that a Black guy was going to be the next President of the United States. As this in not about sales, only a very little of it can be blamed on the conspiracy theory that they need to stock up before the Democrats take everyone's gun away. But talking to any Republican in Texas privately it's a no brainer. It's about what will happen next year if Barack Obama becomes President of the United States. I am sure video subscriptions will soon be available on TV for only $9.95. Negroes Gone Wild! Texas Conceal Carry Applications up 39 percent

While some of you may wonder how many James Earl Rays' there may be left in this no longer racist nation of ours, here in Texas I wonder how many there are on my street.

Perhaps not too many years from now we will change the name of Martin Luther King Day to Martin Luther King/Barack Obama Day.

In closing I have only three words. Kevlar body suit.

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San Diego University Drug Bust nabs 75 students

There were 96 arrests, 75 of which were students and fraternity members at San Diego State University. Authorities found two kilograms of cocaine along with 350 Ecstasy pills, marijuana, psychedelic mushrooms, hash oil, methamphetamine, illicit prescription drugs, several guns and at least $60,000 in cash.

All students on campus have been evicted and those off campus have been suspended. The crack down was because of two cocaine deaths at the college over the past year.

First let's just consider extending the crack down at this one school to what police do in African American neighborhoods. This is just one on campus cabal, there are likely dozens more. With each supplying many hundreds of students who support their use by selling down the line, trafficking, felony, hard time.

Next let's extrapolate that to all 5000 colleges in America. Are you with me here? Because as I write I am not clear exactly where this is going.

For the police it sure would be a cakewalk going from fraternity house, to sorority house, to dorm to off campus housing all in a small area filled with mostly unarmed street-dumb kids. And for the police, searching college girls is like living a Girls Gone Wild video.

Think of what a boon it would be to trial lawyers! Expensive trial lawyers all the parents would hire. But even with that and our draconian drug laws we would have 100,000s of white college students going to school at Attica, Folsom and what have you, joining the 2 million predominantly black and Hispanics in our prison system now. What would that do? Would it just be fodder for the old hats to have new people to beat and rape? Or would this leveling out and proximity to the more educated class create more desire and motivation upon those already there to grab hold of the American Dream. I also wonder if like dorms these days, would prisons go coed?

This could be something that needs doing! It's easy pickings for the police with far less danger than going down to the 4th ward, it would generate revenues with perhaps millions of new arrests and fines, create more middle class jobs for those not in jail, and reduce the recidivism rate as today's prisoners then reach for that American Dream. Let's get started! First off, Harvard and Yale. Best practice the process at a few smaller private colleges before tackling UCLA where the logistics would require many thousands of buses and heaven only knows how many new orange jumpsuits. San Diego State University Bust

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Gay Christian Jay Bakker asks Joel Osteen to Lunch NOPE

Soulforce member Jay Bakker, the punk rock preacher son of Tammy Bakker has been traveling the country asking pastors of the large mega churches to come have lunch to discuss the inclusion of gays into their Christian fold. He was in Houston, Texas this week trying to get the attention of mega Church Pastor Joel Osteen.

Before Jay's mother Tammy died of cancer last year, she had become a Christian voice in support of gay men and women and also active in Soulforce, the Christian gay organization. Jay who plays in a punk rock band and is covered in tatoos tattoos has committed his ministry to ridding America of the concept of US and THEM.





Bakker and a local mother of a lesbian and member of Osteen's Lakewood Church went to the Church to make the personal invite and were turned away.

After Lakewood spokesman Donald Ilof explained Pastor Osteen was too busy writing his Sunday Sermon he added, "If we met to talk, would this group be satisfied if we agreed to disagree? Soulforce wants to use Lakewood to further their agenda."

Oh no! Not someone with an agenda! Of course Osteen and every other preacher would never stoop so low as to have an agenda!

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Stephen Colbert, George Bush is a bigger Alabatros than Rev Wright

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John Oliver does the Political Ad Awards the Pollies Part 1 and 2

Ticket to the Pollies part 1



Ticket to the Pollies part 2 - This one includes the new Willie Horton ad on Barack Obama!

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