I was missing the "religious belief" parody in this until the words… "I aint ever seen a bigfoot." Rolled by. But there is an even greater underlying message in this. Who wants to burst the balloon of that poor soul? It’s like taking candy from a baby. Or Santa Klaus from a 9 year old who wants a Red Ryder BB gun. Or taking away Medicaid from poor people or Medicare from old people. One has to be beyond loathsome for that sort of thing. Sub-Loathsome.
Which reminds me. This business of doing what Jesus would do, WWJD never really panned out well, after all, most everything a Republican does Jesus would not do. So perhaps we should turn that inside out and ask ourselves what Jesus would not do. If you want the long list, here it is: The Texas Republican Party Platform