Why are white people so fat?
People in India and China get so fat that they can’t fit through their narrow doors so never go outside where they can be seen.
Does every country define themselves as exceptional? And if so, wouldn’t that make the claim meaningless?
But wait, how can India be exceptional when they are all coming here? All 1.2 billion of them! Well 2 million over the past 50 years or so anyway. What’s the math on that? I think that means that .1% of them have come here. All of which become American valedictorians and spelling bee champs. I am not sure about where the Quickee Mart people come from though, they all talk funny and look alike.
They sure beat us in the religion department what with 360 Gods to our one God. Oh, 3 Gods. Oh, three, three Gods in one. Oh, one’s a ghost. Two, two Gods in One. Twix Gods. Two for me and none for you! Do Muslims and Jews have two Gods and a ghost? What about Buddhists? Do they even have Gods at all?
It seems to me the best idea would be to believe in all 362 Gods and the one Ghost instead of picking just a few and end up being wrong and in Hell. Or a spider…