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Jim Jefferies – How To Get A Green Card – Comedy Central

Jim Jefferies - How To Get A Green Card - Comedy Central

Jim Jefferies - How To Get A Green Card - Comedy Central

When so many U.S. citizens are looking into the requirements for moving to another country, there are still people who wish to immigrate here – on purpose. For folks whom – I assume are in dire straits and require a green card, comedian and immigrant Jim Jefferies talks about the newly installed point system. Imagine,if you’re over 50 you get zero points, but if you’ve won an Olympic medal it’s good for 15. While Olympic skills may not be the path to employment, pole vaulters might find teaching opportunities in the southern states.Take that wall!  Points are also given for levels of English proficiency. As Jim points out, the time of day you’re tested, and the amount of liquid fortification you’ve imbibed might influence the score greatly. Nothing is perfect, but at least you’ll be forewarned, and carry a lot of cash!

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