Nearly every American family with a television will have it tuned to the annual Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. The familiar spectacle from Manhattan proceeds a day of feasting and football gluttony, as surely as stuffing is a must with turkey. Giant balloons dazzle the wee ones, and there are 900 terrifying clowns to feed your nightmares – just when we thought the Republican primary was behind us.
Jimmy Fallon has given it a lot of thought and has listed ‘The Pros and Cons of the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade!’ Keep an eye peeled for the jolly fat man. If you see him, it’s seven years bad luck – or something along those lines.
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