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Jimmy Fallon: The Windy City Blue with Maya Rudolph and Martin Short

Jimmy Fallon: The Windy City Blue with Maya Rudolph and Martin Short

Jimmy Fallon: The Windy City Blue with Maya Rudolph and Martin ShortThe Windy City is the old name, the new name is Gun City for just over the Memorial Day weekend were 60 shot, that’s up from 56 shot last Memorial Day weekend. But it’s okay, things are getting better, this year only 4 of the 60 shot were killed, last year 12 of the 56 were killed. ¬†That’s down¬†from 21% shot dead to 15% shot dead! Things are improving in Chicago.

What do you think? Calibers going down. Aiming amiss due to wind conditions? More gangstas wearing body armor? More kids sleeping in bathtubs. Lucky they live in old areas that still have iron bathtubs. Fiberglass tubs for the suburbs!

And hey give these gangstas a break, they are just trying to make their gang great again, they want to win, they want to win so much they will get sick of winning. They need neighborhood walls and make the other gang pay for it. For after all, guns friggin EVERYWHERE FOR EVERYONE is not the problem.