Jimmy Fallon touches on the untouchable. When the week started, we happily didn’t know what lurked ‘Behind the Candelabra.’ Thanks to Michael Douglas we now that and much more. For example, thanks to Douglas, we officially know that absolutely anything can kill you. Along those lines, Starbucks is taking their fresh air fetish approximately 25 feet too far for many patrons.
In more fragrant news potpourri, Jimmy helps Eric Holder plan for his next career move, with various and diverse alternatives. Personally I think he’s a natural for the Stedman stand-in. Oh – and just a reminder mamas, Dolphins don’t come to our homes to give birth, try to return the favor. This will make sense in just a few minutes. Joe Biden went to Brazil, and I didn’t even get a stupid card.
Finally, the best viral band video of the spring and summer! If you haven’t seen ‘The Star Spangled Banner’ performed by a high school band, you’re in for a treat. A plucky cymbal player conquers adversity and provides an inspirational moment neither you – nor the bass drum player is likely to forget.