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Jimmy Kimmel – Is Ted Cruz an Alien from Outer Space?

Jimmy Kimmel - Is  Ted Cruz an Alien from Outer Space?

This edition of Jimmy Kimmel’s ‘Eye Witness News’ is inspired by presidential candidate Ted Cruz and his recent address to an Indiana crowd in which he mistakenly referred to a basketball hoop as  a ‘ring.’  Jimmy  may be correct when he supposes that Cruz – once viewed as a senator trying to convince us he’s a presidential candidate; is in truth  an alien trying to convince us he’s a human being.

Jimmy  sent the Eye Witness News crew out on Hollywood Boulevard, and  asked people “What do you throw a basketball into?” to see if they could find anyone else who calls it a “ring.” This segment almost always catches people who are embellishing the truth or outright lying, but this episode is the glaring exception. Perhaps it’s time to re-energize the Birther movement, with an emphasis on aliens from the planet *Vogon.

* From the  Douglas Adams series and film, ‘Hitchikers’ Guide to the Galaxy’
Vogans are an officious, humorless and callous race, highly suited to be functionaries in the galactic civil service.  As shape-shifters, in reality their appearance is somewhat shapeless, slug-like, and slimy. Said to ‘have as much sex appeal as a road accident,’ the race of unctuous civil servants are appointed (or anointed) to usher in a new era here on earth.

We report, you decide.