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Jimmy Kimmel, Lie Witness News: President Obama

Jimmy Kimmel, Lie Witness News: President Obama Edition
In honor of President Obama’s visit to the Jimmy Kimmel show, Jimmy sent a camera crew out onto the street to ask people who claimed to be up on current events, about a bunch of outrageous Obama-related ‘news’ that was completely made up. In this special President Obama edition of #LieWitnessNews people again astonish me with their facility for fibbing!

The first question should be easy, because we all know about the major events in the President’s life…Or so I thought.  A lady was asked if the President and First Lady’s  decision  to not circumcise their ‘new baby boy Marcus’ was irresponsible. Forget that. Michelle Obama handled that pregnancy like a BOSS!  I never noticed she was pregnant, did you?

I particularly like this question, as answered by the young woman pictured…The one with the shifty eyes. You have to picture the situation and the answer our creative storyteller describes…And she does keep going as long as the camera rolls. This is just the first part, when she is asked:  ” What did you think when you heard President Obama was having a sleepover with Kim Jong-un?” The young woman knew all about the top secret slumber party.
“Oh I remember that, it was pretty funny.” She said, then warming to the topic she added,” I was just super surprised, and I saw some pictures earlier so I thought that was super interesting.”
That’s not all. She also knows what the two  did in bed together for entertainment,  so be sure to watch the video to find out! I wasn’t able to locate ‘the pictures’ she mentioned, of President Obama and Kim Jong-un. I’ll sure keep looking.

I refuse to  be a spoiler, I won’t! You’ll learn that President Obama has made some fashion changes, and Uncle Joe Biden’s humor may get him in trouble with a major world ruler, who is unlikely to appreciate ‘Yo Mama” jokes. See those interviews and more.

In a perfect world, this segment would end with Jimmy’s version of Oprah’s crowd-pleasing announcement:
‘YOU win a newspaper subscription! YOU win a newspaper subscription, and YOU win a newspaper subscription!