By now you’ve undoubtedly heard Donald Trump’s “Very very BIG announcement concerning President Obama.” The Donald’s announcement took the form of an offer to President Obama. Trump – having found five million in spare change, offered to donate the sum to Obama’s favorite charity, if the President lowered himself to Trump’s supermarket tabloid-inspired demands. What does it all mean? Jimmy – without the help of Dr. Phil, a Magic 8 Ball or a bevy of Fox News analysts, translates The Donald’s demands. Surprising? Not so much, but revealing – most definitely!