httpv://youtu.be/XvnrHpKE4F0
We don’t need no stinkin’ terrorists, John Boehner and his posse of Republicans are doing just fine. Jimmy Kimmel plays a secret video the CIA received from terrorists who were moved by the government shutdown to speak to us directly.
The shutdown ambles on, and Boehner is sticking with the claim that he’s open to discussion, that his door is open and he’s just waiting for a call or visit from President Obama holding a white flag.
Obstinate Obama refuses to drop Obamacare and open up the Republican donor piggybank, AKA the Keystone Pipeline. If he would only agree to these terms, Republican terrorists will free our government, so can return to our normal round of non-cooperation…Where we had more to fear from outside terrorists than those wearing flag pins.