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John Boehner: Weeper of the House, Pouty Paladino Batboy, Hypnotoad is GOP TP leader

These wonderfully off-kilter clips portray equally unbalanced candidates the morning after the mid-terms.

The clips include, but are not limited to such worthies as: A pouty post-vote anti-gay, PornPal-Paladino. Obviously mystified by results, Paladino – having
‘promised to bring a bat to Albany’ seems ready to do just that very thing, in defeat – and on the record!

John Boehner, who certainly has his faults, is an emotional guy. Whether the news is bad or good, as it was (for him) last night, Boehner cries so much that I suspect he may have been the tipster who clued Glenn Beck in about the Vick’s Vapo-rub ‘tear insurance’ trick.

In a related note: does anyone remember when female candidates were scrutinized and their candidacy over if they showed but one honest tear? Pat Schroeder comes to mind, as does Hillary Clinton who has not dared to reveal emotion for over a decade.

Congresswoman Marsha Blackman of TN gives us a Republican’s eye view of cutting ‘discretionary spending’ – when viewing, use fog lamps, it’s murky at best.

There is simply no other way to explain the rest of the characters Keith Olbermann covers than to echo Chris Matthew’s question to Michele Bachmann about being hypnotized, more specifically and likely – by the Hypnotoad from Futurama.