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Jon Stewart: Blame Unions for the demise of the Twinkie

Twinkie dies

Hell, blame unions for everything!  It’s not CEO bonuses, golden parachutes, or Wall Street finance games, it’s those bastards that get up and go to work everyday for ever less salaries, wages and benefits. Pretty much since Ronald Reagan became President we have gone from a middle class with the husband bringing home the bacon, to both husband and wife having to work full-time, and now both having to work full-time and at least of them also having a part-time job to boot.  Republicans say the problem is Unions. And abortion, gay marriage, taxes, not enough guns, and poor people wanting health care. And get this, about half of those in America, including those who have not a pot to phis in vote for the smarmy bastards no matter. Really! I am not kidding you. Maybe someone will do a study on relative IQ rates of city people and country folk.  To tell us WHAT WE ALREADY KNEW by the time we were 8.

As an example, I just found this information the other day. We have an unwanted pregnancy rate (the cause of all abortions) twice that of Canada and FIVE TIMES that of France – with the rest of the civilized world falling between the two.  I have an idea.  If Catholics and who have you are so profoundly against abortion, sex education and easy access to birth control, give them all tickets to Afghanistan where they belong.  And while we are at it, send all the Ron Paul Libertarians to Somalia where they belong.