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Jon Stewart Dave Brat and the Baby Eagle Jesus

The 4th most powerful Republican is an AR-15 that fires baby eagles dressed like Jesus.

Baby eagle JesusDave Brat is a Tea Party economics professor at Methodist Randolph-Macon College with an enrollment of 1300 students. It is famous for… For economics professor Dave Brat beating Eric Cantor.

In the believe it or not department, the present Democratic challenger, who now has a chance to take the Republican held congressional district is Jack Trammell who also happens to be a professor at Randolph-Macon College.

After much discussion on how Eric Cantor was trounced, we get the answer from Dave Brat himself: Jesus, God, God and Jesus. All four of whom are anti immigration free market Obama haters.