Jon Stewart: DON’T GO TO ARIZONA WITHOUT YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE IN YOUR POCKET!on June 26, 2012 at 8:13 am
So, if as the GOP, Jan Brewer and the white people of Arizona say, the SHOW YOUR PAPERS law is NOT racial profiling, then YOU had best carry your birth certificate with you when driving in Arizona or many of the other Republican controlled states are going to throw you in jail and then on a bus ride to Tijuana. Jesus is not exempt. He would be deported so fast he wouldn’t be able to digest all the bagels and lox he had for breakfast. And then Mexico will have the real Jesus and we would only have Jesus on toast and potatoes.
I would guess the first mistake a Arizona cop makes it’s back to the Supreme Court who will have to strike it down. Not to mention the civil law suits.
Here’s an idea. The day it goes into effect, every Arizona Hispanic who is a citizen remove one of their tail lights, refuse to speak English or present PAPERS and drive around all day. All the short white Democrats could also play by putting on straw hats only answering the police with BUENO! HOLA! Just on the first day generate a thousand million dollar lawsuits.