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Jon Stewart explains the Immigration Kid problem

Hey,at least the Klan has an idea on how to solve the problem, shoot the children.

Klan on immigrationOn a side note I want to add that things are not as KLANISH down here in Texas as some may think. I was over at the neighboring town of Santa Fe. Texas [best known for accepting hundreds of hand held megaphones from Pat Robertson so they could all pray loudly together at high school football games without using the school PA system] some time ago helping set up some music at their community center. I noticed a sign on the events board inside that said,

“Ku Klux Klan meeting 7PM every other Thursday.”

Every OTHER week, so it’s not as bad as some may think. Did I mention that the Klan is a Christian Organization?

Jon Stewart does get to the nub of the political story here. The House is about to pass a $600 million immigration bill rather than the $3.7 billion the President asked for. But Senator Ted Cruz gave the Tea Party House members free beer and pizza to vote it down which they did. Then the House leadership ran through a lighter bill over the weekend which passed. But the Senate went home on Friday for 5 weeks so it’s just a pile of stinky meaningless political crap.

Jon Stewart did find one other answer to compete with the Klan. Dress our border patrol up as Canadian Mounties so the kids will think they went too far and turn around and go back.