Congressman Steve King will not have to worry about becoming a Fox News correspondent for he already has a life long job of being America’s King of Stupid winning his Iowa district by over 24 points time and again. But what of the other 38 Republican contenders? Can the 37 losers all get jobs at Fox News?
Of course Ted Cruz won the day as far as foot stomping applause and panties thrown on stage in Iowa, but it was Lazy Eye Walker who they say did the best job of coming out. For as he says, he can do all things through Jesus Christ.
Of all the down home homilies covered in the nine long hours of speeches, perhaps it was Mike Huckabee who nailed it in Iowa which is the number one pig producer in America.
If you want some sausage you have to kill some pigs!
NAILED IT!
Thought Ted Cruz and his “gosh darn hoodiddley I’m conservative” was spot on for the breadbags on their shoes crowd.
And Rick Perry channeling Howard Dean’s two second primary failure.
But wait a minute. What’s that we hear? Screeching in the wings? That chalkboard scrapping voice? Fueled by Yukon Jack and Moose Blood? Can it get any worse?
YOU BETCHA!