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Jon Stewart, Fox News Sean Hannity hates Spring Break

sean hannity spring breakFox News, in keeping with their plan to hold on to their 65+ audience – until, well you know – sent Sean Hannity out to bring our attention to the antics of college students on Spring Break! Oh the humanity.

You may notice how different Spring Break is these days. Sure shooting beer and doing shots is the same as always, girls getting drunk and giving it away in crowded motel rooms is no change, the coke and pot are the same since the 70’s, so what’s different today?  Ah!  Wet T-shirt contests have been replaced with twerking!  A sea change! From boobs to bottoms!

Of course the sexism and hypocrisy from the Fox News crowd on stage goes without saying. But the real issue is why has Sean Hannity spent a week doing this silly crap?

I think Jon Stewart has it wrong in his claim it is the Fox News way of getting boobs and bottoms on TV for their +65 male voyeur audience. No, it’s politics, validation of why Republicans should suppress the vote of not only young African Americans but young white college students as well. And of course the decadence of Godless Liberalism. And not to forget giving Sean Hannity a boost who has over the past year fallen like a 65+ boob.

Or maybe it’s personal. After all Sean Hannity flunked out of college three times and missed out on Spring Break so he just doesn’t like college students, or any people smarter than he is, which is almost everyone. BTW, the two wealthiest Right-wing talk show hosts also flunked out of college, Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck.

Sean Hannity has long been viewed as Fox News Mr Stupid. Not only has he been pushed out by Megyn Kelly into the 10pm slot, but tragically his new time slot finds most of his 65+ audience asleep by then.

Hannity’s radio show is also on the skids and has been dropped by stations in every market. In fact he has such bad ratings that the most disgusting openly racist in talk radio, Michael Savage, is replacing him in market after market. So you see, it’s not so much the right-wing swill or the bigotry and racism that has driven Sean Hannity chugging Woolite in an alley, rather it is how stupid he is. And care I say how stupid he looks?

Republican’s like their bigots and racists smarter. For as Hank Aaron said just the other day,

“The bigger difference is that back then they had hoods. Now they have neckties and starched shirts.” Hank Aaron April, 2014

I read that story at CBSSPORTS.COM and every comment, every single one – and I read scores of them until I got sick of it – screamed and yelled what a racist moron Hank Aaron is. Proving his point better than anyone could possibly do…