Please realize that of the five Republican responses to the President’s SOTU address all five were from the top Tea Party darlings of the GOP.
Though Senator Ted Cruz won the Daily Show Implodie as worst response of the year, it was the new Midwest congressional replacement for Michele Bachmann that stole the show with her sad story of poor white children on the school bus. My first reaction was to wonder if she was a robot with a wig.
Sure, Joni Ernst can say she and the rest of the kids on her bus wore plastic bread bags to keep their only pair of shoes dry on the way to school, but if you have ever been to Iowa you know the truth. It’s as I have always said, it’s about all that pigpoop in the air, the water and how it flows across every school bus stop in Iowa. For as we know, too much pigpoop makes people stupid, 98% of scientists say that is not true. Yeah like scientists know what their talking about…