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Jon Stewart, Knockout game versus Shooty Game

the shooty gameWould you rather be shot or knocked out? Priorities!

Looking it up it seems 5 people have been killed since 1992 by this so called game. Prior to this year it was called WILDING. Let’s do the math. 5 in 20 years versus, 500,000 shooting deaths in the same amount of time comes out to… Shootings are about 100,000 TIMES as big of a problem than punchouts.

So the answer to this Knockout Game should be what we do about our Shooty Game.  NOT A THING.  In fact we can even shoot 20 five year olds dead in their classroom and NOTHING.  But for this exaggerated knockout game, we want to give 25 years in prison for just witnessing it.  Wow. Priorities.

But it’s random so it’s different I am told!  Like the DC Snipers who shot and killed more people than all the knockouts combined? And what did we do about that? NOTHING.