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Jon Stewart makes fool of Rick Perry again

“Austin is the blueberry in the bowl of tomato soup of what is Texas.” Rick Perry

RIck Perry cowboyHere in Texas Democrat candidate for Governor Wendy Davis has yet to mention the Rick Perry felony indictment on the campaign trail. Or abortion, or unions, or even birth control for that matter. What pink tennies?

Wendy Davis is also fine with carrying assault rifles around and sponsors OPEN CARRY legislation for all guns. Everyone needs a couple revolvers at the hip when bar hopping here in Texas.

It also goes without saying she has voted to execute more people for less reason as a state legislator. After all, this is Texas where Jesus lives. And if he showed up down here looking and talking the way he does(did), he would be strapped to a padded cross before you can say Pontius Pilate.

Even with all her Texas Christianity most polls put Wendy Davis 16 points behind Greg Abbott who makes Rick Perry seem a Kennedy.