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Jon Stewart, Obama lies vs GOP motherfking lies

affordable horror storyThe problem for the President and the Democrats is they cannot delay this, they have to get it up and running fast before the 2014 election season.

Speaking of elections… Watching the Virginia results I was once again reminded of the Red and Blue areas of the state, which is the same in most any state. Except Oklahoma where there is no Blue at all.

So it seems that wherever there are institutions of learning, zoos, museums, professional sports arenas, concert halls, the arts and Negroes we see blue. While on the other hand where we have the vast expanses of red it seems that so much chickensht, cowsht and pigsht have seeped into the ground water that it has destroyed more Caucasian brain cells than all the meth they do.’

Wait… This just in.  Nix all that, I just heard its more about parking than anything else. Imagine a life where finding a parking spot never comes up in your life.

Hold on there now… Perhaps it’s a lot more simple than any of that. Perhaps it is just the historic movement of anyone with a lick of sense leaving the countryside?

Or even simpler yet, there is nothing to do in middle American but listen to Rush Limbaugh on the way to the Dairy Queen?

Oh, and killing lots of animals…