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Jon Stewart, Obama to the Right of Isreal on Isreal…

The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
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You have to get to the end of this one to get the gist of it… Well done.

Many have got in deep doo doo, including myself, for saying things like… Boy, I don’t all this Right-wing Jewish crap!  Or, wow, this Neo Conservative business  sure is Jewish. Or, gee, it seems our foreign policy is based more on what is good for Israel than what is good for America. 

Bottom line here is no matter the president, Americans will START World War III if Israel desires it. Especially Newt Gingrich who is aching for it. 

The answer to this problem is simple. We pay the bill to move everyone in Haiti to Montana and give Haiti to Israel which would make a paradise of it and maybe hire all the Haitians back later. Leave that rocky pile of rock, sand and ruble to the Palestinians. But that is impossible because… There is magic doo-doo in the dirt there. And noting is more important – not even World War – than having yer own magic doo doo dirt to live on. [I had typed the word "juju" like in the phrase "bad juju", but even that can cause more trouble than it’s worth.]