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Jon Stewart picks Dickpictweet for President 2016

The lost year of 2015 has in just six days given way to 2016!

Dickpictweet 2016It is rare that a newscaster will put their name behind a presidential candidate two years before the election, but Jon Stewart could not hold back for Senator Dickpictweet.

This week we have also learned that there will be no need for primaries – other than the entertainment value of the clowns doing the Republican debates – for we have already settled on a Jeb versus Hillary general election.

I am sure we have all seen the silly video or graphic of Governor Christies’ uncomfortable hug with the owner of next week’s NFL playoff losers the Dallas Cowboys. Is there a name for that kind of hug? When a guy is so fat that the huggee’s heads is six feet from the hugger? Would calling that person a “presidential fatfugger” be inappropriate?

Speaking of next year’s Republican primary debates I have noticed few pundits have mentioned who will be the 2016 Republican airhead as the token woman on stage. One that will be a good fit for the GOP intellectual crowd of Rick Santorum, Mike Huckabee, Rick Perry, Ben Carson, Ted Cruz and Rand Paul. Who will their token lady be?  Will Michele Bachmann return. Will Marsha Blackburn give it a try? Or… Will Sarah Palin – now mostly put out to pasture with income dropping – come back to the forefront with a run? Don’t count Sarah Palin out or she may sent out her family to kick your ass and step on your dog.