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Jon Stewart, Republican Monkey Court with Frank Pallone

jon stewart monkey courtWhy does rhyming work for Republicans but it comes off as silly when Democrats do it?  Simple minds love simple rhymes.

My favorite in this video is the appearance of my own personal congressman, Tea Party Pete Olson.  Down here Pete is considered an intellectual Republican, you can see the intelligence just dripping off of him in this video. But  compared to Steve Stockman who is the GOP representative for Ron Paul’s old territory and heads the Ted Nugent wing of the GOP, Olson does seem at least sane. BTW, Steve Stockman is not getting the media attention he deserves as the dumbest man in congress, making even Michele Bachmann and Louie Golmert seem MENSA material. And what’s even more fun is that he can hold his House seat by at least 20 points for as long as he wants it, the next 40 years or so.  After all, his best friend is Texas Ted Nugent.

The failure of the Obamacare website is just like Navy Pilot Olson not being able to drop a bomb on a USSR submarine that is about to nuke America. The fiction of Red October aside, Mr Olson did not become a pilot until well after the USSR was dissolved. But hey, for Texans this is all a big positive for unlike those who voted for him, it shows that Representative Olson has read at least one book. Well come to think of it, he may have just seen the movie.