Jon Stewart returns as a Muslim. What’s it gonna take to bring him back to reality? Can two Big Macs attached to a defibrillator do the job? Not hardly. Only one man can save the day, and he will have to do it with only a baseball bat and a Hazmat suit.
The greater question is of course, is Muslimity catching? Like you know, evangelical Christianity? And what’s the difference between the two other than degree?
They do have bronze over there don’t they? Should we tell them about iron? What if they all gave up that crazy crap and became like the Japanese, the Koreans or the Chinese? What an economic nightmare that would be for us. Not only shipping our jobs to Iran, but all our TVs and cell phones would have beards or would need to be operated from inside a black sack.