web analytics
Menu Close

Jon Stewart, Sean Hannity hit with belt as a child defends Rutgers coach Mike Rice

“I was hit with a belt and I turned out okay.” Sean Hannity, most brain rattled man in the media.

fox news sean hannitySure he plays to the dull knives of America, and many have always joked about him being dropped on his head as a child. Now we know the truth, he wasn’t dropped at all, his fine Catholic father beat the crap out of him with a belt.  Makes one wonder if all right-wing TV and Radio host were beaten with belts as children. I wasn’t and I turned out okay.

So we have a basketball coach he screams and swears and calls player gays, throws stuff at them, pushes them, smacks them around, demeans them and Fox News is all for the guy. MORE OF THAT is what we need. American fathers need to beat the crap out of their children more. There’s the answer to all our woes. African Americans do a lot more smacking their children around than the rest of us and look how well that works.

But about 3/4 of Americans like to hit their kids. Evangelical Christians more than others. That figures. But you see, STUDIES, DATA, FACTS all show that smacking kids around does far more harm than good. But STUDIES, DATA and FACTS are for smart people, and no one likes a smarty pants. This is America after all.

I was going to say we are a nation of Honey Boo Boos. But you know, I have watched that show a few times and I have nothing against it. It is about poor people, being funny and loving one another. Being kind with no guns, no belts, no violence and Honey herself is an Obama fan. (which means so is her mother). Compared to DOOMSDAY PREPPERS who should all be arrested for child abuse. There are serious mental health issues in those people, let me tell you.

In fact you know, I have only found one absolute in my life.  100% of those who say the world is coming to an end have been 100% wrong 100% of the time.