web analytics
Menu Close

Jordan Klepper Christian Robots vs Jesus hip hop

Christian Robots vs Jesus hip hopLast night I watched a new NOVA that explained that all things are based on math and numbers, including biology,b but I did take notice that the one thing they did not mention as having any correlation to math was was religion.

Bullpoop is math free!

The absurd premise here is that in the future we will have robots that will be 1000 times smarter than we are which means robots will have no choice but to become evangelical Christians. For as we are all know from endless examples from Louie Gohmert, Sarah Palin, Michele Bachmann that evangelical Christians are not only at the top of the intellectual ladder, they are responsible for so many great human advancements such as Christian book stores, home schooling, coat hanger abortions and above all, sending money to God’s representatives which is the only thing that keeps the whole silly thing rolling.

Bill O’Reilly tells his average 72 year old audience that the liberals and the media are waging a war not only on Christmas – the biggest two month celebration in America – but also a war on Christians and Christianity as well.

The only time religion, even Islam, can be disparaged by anyone is when it either turns violent (crime) or when it is being forced upon others by law. And even then religious correctness does not allow the word “religion” to be used, but instead use terms like sectarian, militant, radical and extremism.