Across social media and the comedic world Jeffery Beauregard Sessions the Third is being portrayed as a Hobbit. I suppose for his small stature, his ears and the hair on his feet. What an insult to Hobbits throughout Middle Earth who are the purveyors of kindness, peace, inclusion, food, good smoke and beer.
No Jeffery Beauregard Sessions the Third is an orc, or perhaps a Uruk-hai personally created and bred by Sauron himself. Or perhaps we have the wrong world in all this. Could it be that Sessions is not from Middle Earth at all but from Dune’s House Harkonnen?
Or is Sessions from an even more horrible place, Alabama.
Can anything good be said about Alabama? Let’s see now… Hmm… Crimson Tide! Um… Where Watergate doesn’t bother anyone. Ah… Let’s see… Where things are not as bad as they are in Mississippi. Here in Texas we too share that Mississippi thing with Alabama. Keeps us from being last in most everything that matters.