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Kimmel: Facebook National UNfriend Day Greeting Cards

Our newest national holiday is coming up on November 17th, but don’t panic! Unlike other holidays, this one not only causes no stress, but rids you of annoyance.

No longer will you be faced with the chore of deleting auto-messages from people you don’t know, or people from your past with whom you’d cut all ties and forgotten why – until Facebook. Other acquaintances have been asking for a red rooster for three years. If Facebook is a way to connect, it would seem that the fact that you don’t play Farmville would have connected in their minds by now. If you’re still feeling sensitive about unfriending, these cards will make the chore easier for you. Happy UNFriend Day – and yes, I’ll still take it personally.