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Kimmel: Newt’s Three Wives Square Off, To the Moon,Alice!

Add a Monster Truck Pull and this debate would have more longevity than ‘Cats.’ Only the original wife has complete finger pointing rights, the other two won the Gingrich pinata in the same way, allowing him to be ‘the other man’ until he could sicken the present wife and divorce her without any pangs of conscience.

I love his Audacity of Dope. We cannot afford to impoverish our national coffers with frills like education, earned social security or unemployment benefits – don’t even mention health care. If elected – and re-elected, Newt promises that we will be the only third-world country with a colony on the moon!