Grasping for a way to describe Rick Santorum’s new found momentum, CNN christened the phenomenon ‘Santoromentum.’ If you’re like Jimmy Kimmel, the name reminds you of something you’d find in a drug store – far in the dusty back shelves. Buyer beware! This cure for "irregularity, constipation, and explosive diarrhea," has side effects. Watch for "sporadic homophobia, disbelief in evolution and an unnatural attraction to sweater vests."