Remember the song title “Would I Lie To You?” Apparently most people would! What’s difficult to understand is why people would express all manner of opinions about the inauguration in Eye Witness News, when it hadn’t happened yet!
Those who plan inaugurations might want to take a few tips from these folks, who claimed to have enjoyed certain features of the non existent (at that time) inauguration. For example: throwing teddy bears into the crowd was a hit, as was the tap dance routine and you can (apparently) never lose with juggling!