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Kristen Schaal, Men’s ball space on the Subway

Men get 30% more pay than women so they should get 30% more space on the subway too, it’s what fairness is all about.

Mens ball spread on the subwayI wonder if men wore dresses it would make any difference, probably not hey? I really should not comment on subways because down here in Texas, we don’t know what they are, other than what we see in movies which is mostly ugly stuff.

We do have buses though! In fact here in Houston we have one commuter train line. It goes from downtown where no one lives, to the enormous medical center a ways South where no one lives, and then on a bit further South to the football stadium where no one lives. It is the whitest commuter train in America. For as you know, helping anyone of color is socialism while helping white people is Southern Hospitality. Even our gravy is white.