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Kristen Schaal too old for Susan Patton to marry smart, Daily Show

“For women the years jump out of their vagina’s like rats off a sinking ship.”

kristen schaal and smart womenThis piece comes from Susan Patton’s book, “Marry Smart: Advice for Finding THE ONE,” which from a wrinkled old vagina says women need to find the right man to marry while at Princeton or Yale. Or to be fair, before they graduate from any college.

This of course leaves out about 70% of women, but what the Hell, this is about selling books and “fact based opinions.”

The big surprise for me was as a morning MSNBC fan – who discovered Savannah Guthrie a couple years ago when she co hosted the 8am news show with moderate extremist and hardcore independent Chuck Todd – was I though she was a cute little 19 year old intern with freckles. Today I find out she was 40 years old and in heels 6 feet tall! Wow, was I ever duped! She should get out of the morning news shows and sell cosmetics that make women look 20 years younger than they really are. And shorter…