We all know the rule against wearing white after Labor Day, but John Oliver believes we should be using other holidays as arbitrary points to stop doing things as well.
Believe me, you’ll rethink your annual gourd decorations, and either halt. or branch out, adorning your front porch with other produce.
We should not wait for a holiday before we put a screeching halt to other things, like saying ‘that’s interesting’ – when a long, boring story simply isn’t. If you replace ‘that’s interesting’ with two little words, your eyes need never glaze over again. John is pictured modeling the wink, something he suggests we place a moratorium on – now! Do not wait for a holiday to stop it, and this means you too Sarah Palin, especially you. John describes the wink as ‘a gesture that is somehow both deeply sexual, and deeply un-sexy – like licking a pine-cone.’ And that strange vision will make a great deal more sense to you very shortly.