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Lady stuff I don’t want to think about

Lady Parts I don't want to know aboutThere are things that I just don’t want to know about, not only pads and tampons but sexual matters concerning my parents or my children. Luckily I am able to compartmentalize well, things I don’t want to think about I put in the lockbox under my desk.

Many people are not able to that, it seems what with most issues for Evangelical Christians being sexual in nature, they are just not able to stop thinking about such things. I guess that’s what Jesus is for, to keep them from doing all the horrible things they are constantly thinking about.

I am sure you are aware that Evangelical Christians are all sinners, so much so that God had to kill his own son to atone for it.

I happen to not be a sinner. Well there was that one time when I was about 10 that I shoplifted that playboy magazine from the drugstore. I would have bought it but, well you know. I got caught and was severely punished by the drugstore owner, the police, my parents and had to no only confess incognito but had to go explain it to a priest in person. I consider that one sin a write off, like a deduction. Other than that I am good.  It breaks my heart that Christians are so horribly bad and awful and who knows what havoc they would suffer upon the rest of us if not for Jesus?