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Larry Wilmore: Ben Carson and Black Republicans are created in lab

“What is this obsession Republicans have with wanting unqualified people to run the free world, he separated Siamese twins, the country needs someone who brings people together not someone who is an expert at pulling them apart.” Larry Wilmore on Ben Carson.

Larry Wilmore: Ben Carson and Black Republicans created in labSure Ben Carson says that Obamacare is worse than 150 years of Jim Crow and compares the United States to Nazi Germany, but my favorite Benism can be summed up when he explained the biggest part of who he is comes from scripture, “By humility and the fear of the Lord are riches and honor and life.”

Imagine having to spend each day fearing God. Or fearing anything for that matter. But that is the basis of Fox News, Evangelical Christianity and now the Republican Party.

Who came up with such a bad idea in the first place? I bet it was the thunder. Some smartypants entrepreneur in Cave #491 told the clan that if they each gave him two nosebones every time it looked like rain he would protect them from the thunder. After a few times with no casualties it took hold and here we are.

Though there is one thing to truly be afraid of.

An hour I will be allowing a woman to stick her finger up my butt. I have been in a state of fear now since the physical exam was scheduled last January. I have had no trouble remembering the time and date. I speak for all men in saying that is not a physical exam day, it is a finger up my butt day.