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Larry Wilmore, Ben Carson’s crazy map, video

Larry Wilmore, Ben Carson's crazy map

So, knowing what you know now, would you want to be put to sleep and have Dr Ben Carson cut you up on a table, or even neuter your cat for that matter? He may believe your head is a grain silo.

Straight off from telling us he has better info on the Middle East than the president of the United States, then one of his advisers admitting they are having trouble “making Ben smart” on foreign affairs, Dr Carson puts up this crazyass map of the United States. Seems his advisers need advisers.

As Larry Wilmore asks, how is that even possible? Don’t you just get a map with the state borders and fill in the colors? Ah, maybe Jesus drew it, and he isn’t from here.

Oops, my mistake, Mormons tell us Jesus is from upstate New York but lived in Michigan. Really. Oh and God and Jesus now live on the planet Kobo. And they want to bring back Mormon Mitt Romney because he is so moderate and better grounded on matters of religion.

Religion is not the solution, religion is the problem.