Well one thing’s for sure, after this demonstration of D in A by David Smithyman, I am sure White Christian Republicans will no longer be watching the Nightly Show with Larry Wilmore and switch back to Sean Hannity on Fox News.
And hey, Christian Hoosiers and Pizzerias will be happy to know that David Smithyman is gay and NOT MARRIED. Gays do not come from families you know, they are hatched from eggs in Hell which makes them ineligible to have families of their own.
The thing to remember from our week in Indiana is that 40% of Americans do not want gays and lesbians to get married. After all, what could be worse than gays and lesbians loving one another enough to settle down and be a family like anyone else? Yes, what could be worse than that? Well other than buying two kinds of cloth at Hobby Lobby to make a dress! Having a ham sandwich at Cracker Barrel Or eating a shrimp basket at Chick fil A!
And OMG, what about the even bigger ones that send you directly to Hell? Missing the Sabbath! Telling your dad to FK OFF! Saying “goddammit!!” Wanting an ass as nice as your neighbor’s ass! That silly crap, along with the lengthy 2nd Commandment that tells us the sins of the father should fall upon the sons for three generations, must be enshrined into every courtroom in America and Yemen.