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Larry Wilmore, Starbucks versus Dunkin’ Donuts

“What do you have to do with Christmas, you’re a friggin mermaid” Says the highly Christmas themed Dunkin’ Donuts Styrofoam cup to the Red and Green Starbucks paper based cup.

Larry Wilmore, Starbucks versus Dunkin' DonutsI wonder what Jesus would say about our celebration of Christmas? Two months of the greatest materialist spending of the year. A celebration les by a fat old white man who entices our children to expect ever more free stuff.

Oops, forgot, Jesus is busy on the board of the NRA, helping states find poison to execute people, giving tax breaks to the wealthy and giving the poor a swift kick in the pants. Jesus is an American. An exceptional American.

One of the greatest mysteries of all religions is how a religion founded upon the horror of an execution can become the loudest voice in support of executions.  It don’t get much more fked up than that.