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Las Vegas? Send your thoughts and prayers up your ass

Please Send Your Thoughts & Prayers Up Your Ass from Funny Or Die

<iframe src="//www.funnyordie.com/embed/838a889e1b" width="640" height="400" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen webkitallowfullscreen mozallowfullscreen></iframe><div style="text-align:left;font-size:x-small;margin-top:0;width:640px;"><a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/838a889e1b/please-send-your-thoughts-prayers-up-your-ass" title="from Dashiell Driscoll, Michael Burke">Please Send Your Thoughts & Prayers Up Your Ass</a> from <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/funnyordie">Funny Or Die</a></div>Suffering from the biggest mass shooting in American History the  answer is of course sending our thoughts and prayers.  Oh and ribbons, and stuffed animals and flowers for all the good it will do. And just keep praying and thinking and sending in our time of grieving until the next one and do it all over again. Oh, this time they are going to outlaw bump stocks! Which is meaningless and only a grain of sand thrown to not do anything serious.

I guess we have to thank Martin Luther for that silly crap as protestant religion is wholly based upon gaining everlasting life with Jesus from only our thoughts and prayers. Doing anything does not enter into that equation.

Try as I might I cannot come up with a worse idea than that.  Well, basing the whole Judeo Christian ethos on God telling Abraham to slit the throat of his son to prove his subjugation to a genocidal maniac is almost as bad.

Speaking of which, does that mean God is worse than Hitler and his 10 million to the gas chambers?

If you google it the first few results will tell you that with people of the time living and average of 777 years and fking like rabbits, that God’s numbers for his genocide was 10 trillion people drown.  Which they brag about.  God murdered 10 trillion people over some regional BJs.  And here we are…