On Last Week Tonight, John Oliver’s book club resumes reading British Prime Minister David Cameron’s biography, where we’ve reached the chapter in which the future Prime Minister allegedly takes a porcine poke on the wild side.
If I seem to be dancing around the topic, it’s because British media types have their panties in a twist over the more graphic descriptions of what young David might – or might not have done with a pig’s head, held between the strong, young thighs of a fellow Oxford student…At the dining table!
One thing alone may have kept the unauthorized biography from flying from delivery truck to the mark-down table…This unverified club initiation story. It was a good judgement call on the part of the authors of “Call Me DAVE” who admit they cannot verify the incident, but reasoned: “We thought about whether we should put it in, but in the end it made us smile.” So that’s how it’s done!. I’m thinking about writing an unauthorized biography of Bill O’Reilly, myself!
There is much more to the story of young David’s debauchery, drugs, sex and oh…Were they never young?! Because British media is having such a fit over the graphic descriptions, many of which you’ll hear from John, who is a professional – and British, you’re invited to tweet your own suggestions of the alleged act to: # respectful interspecies face * * * *.