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Last Week Tonight, John Oliver: Dr. Oz Sells ‘Magical Miracle Beans’

Last Week Tonight, John Oliver: Dr. Oz Sells 'Magical Miracle Beans'

On ‘Last Week Tonight,’John Oliver cleverly outlines what, exactly is problematic with Dr. Oz and the nutrition supplement industry in this highly entertaining piece.

As everyone knows, America’s favorite MD was called before a Senate hearing on Tuesday due to the claims he has made for “magical” and “miracle fat busting” supplements. Americans and of course lobbyists have fought regulation of supplements, often to the detriment of their own health and even the loss of life.  To have ‘Dr. Oz’ advocate your product line is a guarantee of public trust and acceptance, which translates into some very big bucks in the supplement industry, which operates without regulation.  As Oliver suggests, perhaps the pitch wouldn’t be as egregious if it were labeled,
“Check This Shit Out With Some Guy Named Mehmet,” (Oz’s first name)

During the hearing Oz claimed he wasn’t paid to mention any particular product. Then why go out on a limb, one wonders? Oliver theorizes that after over 800 shows, Oz has exhausted most topics. Where do you go once you’ve handled poop with Carmen Diaz?  Weight loss makes for a guaranteed audience, and you don’t have to hold your nose.

Under oath, Oz did admit to doing a certain amount of pandering and the use of flowery language “to engage viewers,” when he spoke of miracle fat busting supplements.  When pressed, Oz also admitted that there is no ‘miracle’ bean or tablet, and weight loss can only be effected through diet and exercise. Damn those Senators! Who wants to hear that, I ask you?

John illustrates how it’s possible  to engage and pander to viewers without hurting anyone.. John invites George R.R. Martin via SKYPE. Then live, a trio of wine-throwing women in trashy dresses grab audience attention, a puppy is irresistible, a tap dancing Steve Buscemi is extremely engaging, and soon they are all joined by a marching band!
I firmly believe you’ll feel  better after this 100% safe, medically approved, bit of thoroughly engaging pandering!