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Last Week Tonight, John Oliver: Tony Abbott, Australia’s ‘Suppository’

Last Week Tonight with John Oliver : Tony Abbott, President of the USA
In one of John Oliver’s funniest ongoing segments, we learn about other countries – we’re not the only one!. Today we meet Australia’s ‘President of the United States’ Prime Minister Tony Abbott, the instigator of a wink-related scandal. He sometimes puts his foot in his mouth and other times chooses to say nothing at all.

Oh, but when he chooses to talk, you must watch carefully, for his jaw unhinges like that of a snake, the better to get his size 13 shoe fully and comfortably inside of his mouth.    This wet ‘hunk’ isn’t Sean Connery as 007, this is Australia’s own Prime Minister. Abbott is just the kind of Prime Minister whom American can embrace.

Abbott uses Jesus to justify keeping ‘foreigners’ out of Australia…Although he is from Britain.
This is why we must continue to nurture our Birthers. Abbott’s immigration is only the frosting on his ‘no welcome here’ cake. The others who agree with him are of Caucasian descent, and claim eminence over the pesky brown indigenous folk…We really are blood brothers with this country!
Abbott has insulted everyone: women, the Irish,soldiers KIA, disabled sex workers and Gays (for whom he has a ‘special’ fear).

The country loves him right back. The ‘suppository of wisdom’ – his phrase,  is regularly insulted by the very young – example “Tommy Dumb Dumb” and the very old…Which can’t be printed here. Human beings at both ends of the age spectrum see right through bulls**t and calls ’em as they sees ’em!