David Letterman’s monologue is chock full of wide-ranging and helpful information. You’ll view a PSA from the CDC on the ABC’s of Ebola evasion, and so much more!
Best of all, you’ll be the first to view an ad for a new medication for BFS, or Bush Fatigue Syndrome. You may have recovered sufficiently that it doesn’t interest you now…But just wait a few months. Despite objections by his loving mother, who feels the Bush family has already done too much for ‘those people’ already, Jeb Bush will probably make a run for the Rose garden. If he wins, Jeb will be the third in a line of thoroughbred Bush presidents. Are you beginning to feel headachy, maybe a little bit depressed and hopeless? There’s help from pharmaceuticals. What’s the use, the Bush’s probably own stock in the company. It’s always a win/win for that family.