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Letterman: Top Ten words rarely used to describe Mitt Romney

If you believe that ‘Silver-haired sexplosion’ is the number one word most rarely used to describe Mitt Romney – (with the exception of L. Brent Santorum) who has taken a fancy to Mitt, (see Kimmel today) – you have nine more accurate and delightful surprises ahead of you!

P.S. As always, RIP faithful friend Seamus… But don’t let this influence you. I simply get weepy thinking of the poor little guy on the roof, then trying time after time to run away, until they ‘gave him away to a good home.’ Isn’t that the phrase parents use to B.S. the kids when they’ve taken their pets to the ‘Big Sleep’ while the kiddies are at school? I’m not saying that a man who would force a dog to ride the roof all the way to Canada and back would do such a nefarious thing, but if the flea collar fits, Mitt – you can’t acquit.