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Lie Witness News:LA Mayor Bruce Jenner Bans UGGs, Okays Pot for Pets! Jimmy Kimmel

Lie Witness News:LA Mayor Bruce Jenner Bans UGGs, Okays Pot for Pets! Jimmy Kimmel
Jimmy Kimmel’s Lie Witness News Crew is live on Hollywood Boulevard,taking the pulse of the public at large. Asked improbable and clearly false questions about ‘Mayor’ (and former Governor) Bruce Jenner’s policies, it was clear that people  were enthusiastic about  ‘Mayor’ Jenner’s new policies.

For instance, the lady pictured here wearing pink, who describes herself as a medical patient, echoed enthusiasm for a medical Pot law benefiting pets with anxiety.  Obviously anyone running for mayor should seriously consider a similar policy as well as banning UGGS in summer, and possibly spring, winter and fall too. More research is needed to gauge the popularity of  tax-free plastic surgery…But this is L.A. where mandatory  condoms for prom stars was put to a vote. These people may be lying their behinds off about their knowledge of the issues, but for a politician with a keen ear and a desire to lead them, the way to their hearts is clear.