Earlene the trailer park diva, believes that the taller the hair, the closer to God. Similarly, Willard Romney believes that a lot of Shalt Nots paves the way to a righteous presidency. Lipstick Liberal reviews his very long list of things NOT to to do ‘when he is in office.’ For example,separating church and state is a no-no. Lipstick Liberal also discovers that many Americans have little interest in Romney or Obama, they truly want someone a little more like the Ayatollah of Iran. Perhaps we should run a personal ad?
Developed nation seeks strong, decisive leader. Must have strong religious ferver, and not afraid to enforce it! Guns a must. You control women’s bodies…And minds. Infidels to be punished harshly. If you enjoy throwing out the first stone of the season, you could be our next leader!