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Lipstick Liberal: Republican Voter Post Election Alert! Racism Related Illness Warning

Lipstick Liberal diagnoses conservative illness, ALR or A Little Racist. Symptoms include watching Fox News, and belief in magic thinking and underwear, and disbelief in science and math.

Lipstick Liberal has spotted  a growing syndrome among conservative Americans. Called A.L.R. – the disease can be  diagnosed by answering a few simple questions.  Like other addiction-related problems, healing can only begin when the sufferer admits that there is a problem and recognizes the signs in him or herself.  One of the many signs of A.L.R. (or A Little Racism)  is an addiction to ‘Fox News’ which also reinforces the basic beliefs necessary to  maintaining bigotry through magical thinking.   Lipstick Liberal mentions Mitt Romney’s ill conceived attempt to reach Latino voters in one notable speech.  A typical sufferer of A.L.R. feels that ‘those people’ are ingrates for voting for Obama. A non-sufferer might feel that a can of instant tan does not build a bridge of trust and understanding.